Friday Chat w/ Vlad
Hey, it’s Vlad. I hope all my Vladiators had a great Christmas, I sure did. You see all the ambassadors got together and got me present to thank me for being such a kind and giving leader. They gave me an absolutely lovely large lump of coal. I imagine they remember how cold it was in Siberia and how everyone huddled around the coal burning stove to stay warm. It was just so thoughtful for them to get me a gift that reminds me of my younger years. But then I got to thinking maybe that wasn’t their intention at all..maybe the coal, which is mostly carbon, was meant to symbolize a diamond, which is also made of carbon. It was their way of telling me I am the most valuable gem 💎. I mean I know all the other ambassadors worship me but it is truly touching they would say I am a diamond.
Of course the more I thought about it I began to wonder if any of the other ambassadors are intelligent enough to grasp that sort of symbolism. We certainly know our bear claw loving bumpkin Yuri isn’t. Lena shows promise sometimes, but I don’t see her putting the effort into figuring this out. So the question remains, why would the others give me a large lump of coal for Christmas? It could be some American tradition. Panda 🐼 is more into these kind of things so I could ask her. Or, I could just google it latter, but I’m sure it is something you would only give to your dearest friends. Those who have truly made a positive difference in your life. Consequently, to all my dearest Vladiators, if I could, I would make sure everyone of you had a Christmas stocking full of coal. Merry Christmas, happy holidays and wishes for a joyous new year.
Vlad out