Friday Chat w/ Vlad

Hey, it’s Vlad. So the results are in…kinda. Last we spoke I mentioned a contest to decide which of us ambassadors was cutest as a youth. Technically the winner was Ishy, but with a big asterisk next to her name. You see I’m pretty sure some shenanigans occurred during the voting. Why do I think this??? Frankly cause I didn’t win and it’s obvious I was the cutest. I will admit my baby picture was taken at the the institute of cytology and genetics, and while they may be fine geneticists, they are most definitely not fine photographers…but I still should have won.

I believe there was a plot by some of the other ambassadors to suppress the vote for me and support it for Ishy. I did hear Panda say if I win my head will get so big it will be assigned it’s own zip code. I think some of the others got in touch with a Bolivian hacking group they learned about on the dark web. These unscrupulous characters have a back door into the Meta servers which they used to alter they results of the voting. Granted I have no proof of any of this but given the circumstances this explanation seems the most likely.

Despite the contested nature of the results, I will honor my pledge and have Ishy on my chat. Hi Ishy. Hi Vlad. How do you feel about winning this contest due to potential fraud Ishy. I feel great Vlad, because everybody knows I am the cutest and they know you are crazy. I just call it like I see it Ishy. As do I Vlad. I think we will just need to agree to disagree on this Ishy. Sure Vladdy, but I see no point in participating in your chat given your issues, see ya Vlad. Unbelievable Ishy.

Vlad out.